April 11, 2014

10 Things Kanye Does When He's Home Alone

Kanye is constantly being bombarded by the media, haters, and even his own fans. But nobody really knows what Kanye is like when he’s by himself. So we took the time to come up with a list of things that we think Kanye does when he finally gets a moment to himself.

10. Text's his old girlfriends pictures of his new faucet handles

9. Drinks the blood of TMZ paparazzi

8. Stares in the mirror for hours at a time

7. Prays to himself

6. Sews random pieces of fabric together

5. Buys Yeezys off ebay and burns them to make them even more exclusive

4. Tries to program his personality into a computer

3. Paints his face on Easter Eggs and hides them around his mansion

2. Hires someone to permanently hold down the shift key while he types

1. Photoshops his face onto old Michael Jackson pics



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